All of your game are belong to us

So I started playing Viva Pinata Party Animals against the advisement of a good friend. It's awesome! I've mostly played it whilst drinking with a few buddies but it gots lots of funny and crazy.

Introverted? That's an understatement as of late.

Rock Band has taken a back seat until I can get the band together to practice and play gigs. We're sitting steady around 12.5 mil fans for now.

This post has no content. I need to find a scanner so I can put some stuff from those foreign newspapers on here but I haven't yet. I tried to takes the pictures of dem... not so great.

I played Viva online tonight with someone who didn't speak english ftw.

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With all of the political crap in the news... this being a presidential election year and all, I've been doing some thinking. If I were to run for an office, what would my platform be? Easy, cracker spreads. It may sound uncouth but hear... err taste me out (That just sounds dirty). This is a topic that none of the current candidates have addressed. At all. What is the best topping for your crispy, lightly butterific, mini lunch trays? Again, the answer is easy.


Granted, these are the only products I have tried in recent history that are marketed specifically as such but I must admit, they're quite the win. Apart from one incident in which one variety became frozen into a cheez-pop and I had to microwave it only to discover that there's REAL cheez in there and it melts like real cheez then doesn't solidify properly so I had to scoop it out with crackers rather than actually "spread" it but I blame that on human error, not a faulty product.

In totally unrelated news, add me as a friend on xbox live!

I got some Japanese and Korean newspapers that have lots of funny so be on the lookout for posts containing excerpts from said material.

Movin' on up (to the east side)

Shreducation is, as I predicted, still awesome. Currently ranked 1110 in the world... of Rock Band, they will be cracking into the top 1000 soon and I imagine will continue to climb in the rankings at an alarming rate. Assuming I'm not too tired when I get home from work this week which has been the case lately. Guitar Hero II for now though... I finally got myself an xbox 360 and needs be working on my achievements. Gamertag: GunsTanksCannon if you care.

It's What's for Dinner

Whilst at work the past few days, I've noticed that I walk by a box from some Italian company quite frequently. The box, like any other ordinary cardboard box is brown and approximately 2.5 feets by 1 metere by about the width of my monitor... plus some. Anyways, the name of the company on the side of the box is "Bieffe" and I can't help but think every I see that damn box, "it's what's for dinner". Not only is this a testament to the new awesome spelling of "beef" that I've discovered but also to the fact that fuck that commercial. In no form of existence should someone reference outdated (not quite retro yet) add campaigns for slaughtered animals! I mean, if it were a current and hip commercial about baseball bat + little kitten = dinner then that would be fine. But this happened AT LEAST 10 years ago. Holy shit I just remembered Ray Charles' Pepsi commercials... i gtg. Ttyl ppl!

It's beginning to look a lot like Friday

So I was at work today, walking to take my break and I started to sing this little jingle in my head. It's a completely original composition sang to the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas". The words were also written entirely by me and start out like the Christmas song but when it gets to the part where you actually say "Christmas" I instead say "Friday". That's about as far as I've gotten but I think there's potential fo sho.

Rock Band: two words that strike a chord in any sensitive 21 year old male. (That quote was also completely fabricated in the mind of no other than GunsTanksCannon. I in no way copied something Dave Grohl once said about the movie "Almost Famous" and changed it to fit my particular situation, are you mad?!?!!!!one) As I was saying, Rock Band. Keep your eyes peeled on the xbox leader boards for a little band called Shreducation. They're a local band who have broken into the mainstream and acquired approximately 7.5 million fans in a matter of weeks of just playing a little here and there on the weekends and in the evenings sometimes. I foresee them hitting it big sometime in the coming months so you best be getting your fansites prepped.

Listened to mc chris and the Beastie Boys today just so I could hear the Vulcan neck pinch referenced in a musical setting.

From X to Wu

So I was surfing earlier (teh webs) and I decided to check out the Group X page and see if they had any kewl new stuffs in their store. As it turns out, they are actually running a special right now which includes but is not limited to the following:

"Alsoe, now doing a 2 CD for $22 americans dollar (you get 2 Stepping on Crotch disk only, NOT 40 oz Slushie). That is you to be you saiving 7 dollars."

At first I thought this might has just been one of the rumors on the internets but I got on The Google and found that it was, in fact, troof.

Also as well, I made it 60% through "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert tonight on GHIII... I'm closer than evar. Tetrault97 and I made it to 72% in co-op with me on lead and him on "rhythm" which is really just the other lead part... that was exciting times.

Randomly watched Monty Python with Sir Buckley tonight ftw. Hadn't seen that in so long but I still remembers the funny. Wu-Tang touring again apparently, I'm fo RZA.