Musical Math: Volume 1

Music = Win
Math = Win
Music + Math is a given

New series, get excited.

Today's lesson:

The Stooges + Sonic Youth = Awesome Color

Awesome Color hails from Detroit, they're already off to an awesome (color) start! I saw them open for Dinosaur Jr. about a year ago and was (almost) instantly hooked. Let's just say I didn't know the name wasn't just something clever right off. Check them out, comment, tune in next time.

GTC out.

GWAR

That's correct. Fucking GWAR. Going to see them on Monday, hoping they ask me to "join the band". <-Empire Records. I'm predictifying blood coverage of myself and everything on my person.

Rock Band 2. It's Rock Band... but the way it should have been when it came out a year ago or whatever. Visions by Abnormality is the worst song evar, and I don't just mean on a music-rhythm game. EVAR. The Flip Flops are my new favorite band... except for all the reals bandz I mean.

Work rocks sometimes.

scooters, vacation, fall

Up outs.

New Post: OMFGZ y FTRS

H'ok so the "OMFGZ" is because I just beat Through The Fire And Flames on Guitar Hero 3 TWICE and got the Inhuman Achievement and the Star Mania one. Unfortunately my intarwebs are still teh suxors so it won't be on my gamertag until I can sign in on XBL sometime but it's there none the less.

FTRS is a newly created internet acronym for "For The ROFL Sauce". This term comes from the joining of two other acronyms in intarwebness matrimony (FTW & ROFL: The sauce is my own doing. And yes I just said "doing". I know it's spelled like "doing" but I assure you it was "doing". FTRS has a variety of uses and ROFLsauce can also be used independently. There was wide discussion over RoFlSaUcE being 2 words or just 1 words but I've settled on it being one words... at least for now.

All of your game are belong to us

So I started playing Viva Pinata Party Animals against the advisement of a good friend. It's awesome! I've mostly played it whilst drinking with a few buddies but it gots lots of funny and crazy.

Introverted? That's an understatement as of late.

Rock Band has taken a back seat until I can get the band together to practice and play gigs. We're sitting steady around 12.5 mil fans for now.

This post has no content. I need to find a scanner so I can put some stuff from those foreign newspapers on here but I haven't yet. I tried to takes the pictures of dem... not so great.

I played Viva online tonight with someone who didn't speak english ftw.

I approve THIS message

With all of the political crap in the news... this being a presidential election year and all, I've been doing some thinking. If I were to run for an office, what would my platform be? Easy, cracker spreads. It may sound uncouth but hear... err taste me out (That just sounds dirty). This is a topic that none of the current candidates have addressed. At all. What is the best topping for your crispy, lightly butterific, mini lunch trays? Again, the answer is easy.


Granted, these are the only products I have tried in recent history that are marketed specifically as such but I must admit, they're quite the win. Apart from one incident in which one variety became frozen into a cheez-pop and I had to microwave it only to discover that there's REAL cheez in there and it melts like real cheez then doesn't solidify properly so I had to scoop it out with crackers rather than actually "spread" it but I blame that on human error, not a faulty product.

In totally unrelated news, add me as a friend on xbox live!

I got some Japanese and Korean newspapers that have lots of funny so be on the lookout for posts containing excerpts from said material.

Movin' on up (to the east side)

Shreducation is, as I predicted, still awesome. Currently ranked 1110 in the world... of Rock Band, they will be cracking into the top 1000 soon and I imagine will continue to climb in the rankings at an alarming rate. Assuming I'm not too tired when I get home from work this week which has been the case lately. Guitar Hero II for now though... I finally got myself an xbox 360 and needs be working on my achievements. Gamertag: GunsTanksCannon if you care.

It's What's for Dinner

Whilst at work the past few days, I've noticed that I walk by a box from some Italian company quite frequently. The box, like any other ordinary cardboard box is brown and approximately 2.5 feets by 1 metere by about the width of my monitor... plus some. Anyways, the name of the company on the side of the box is "Bieffe" and I can't help but think every I see that damn box, "it's what's for dinner". Not only is this a testament to the new awesome spelling of "beef" that I've discovered but also to the fact that fuck that commercial. In no form of existence should someone reference outdated (not quite retro yet) add campaigns for slaughtered animals! I mean, if it were a current and hip commercial about baseball bat + little kitten = dinner then that would be fine. But this happened AT LEAST 10 years ago. Holy shit I just remembered Ray Charles' Pepsi commercials... i gtg. Ttyl ppl!